One can almost take any issue and make it sound like it’s one of India’s primary flaws. I can even make a plausible argument about how dyslexic bears are ruining the GDP of our nation. But enough about P. Chidambaram for now, let’s get back to what I was saying. Everyone seems to have figured out what the problem is with India. Some say it is corruption, some say it is the BJP/Congress and the others just watch The News Hour and let Arnab tell them what’s right or wrong. So, here I am today whining about yet another aspect of this lovely country I usually refer to as freaking bullshit the education system.
Bumping into a group of elderly aunties at a family function is like going to a Viva Examination. You know exactly what questions they’re going to ask you and yet you still don’t know what you want to say. We engineers have been trained through the years on how to hold the nerves during the viva examination and still come out with a D grade. What happens at weddings isn’t quite very different either. Throw a stone anywhere in a wedding and it’ll either hit an elderly aunty or an annoying kid (Although at a Maru wedding it will most definitely land in one of the 153 food items but that is an aspect we shall look at later on). When you walk into a group of aunties or uncles, it’s almost the same plethora of bad jokes and questions about your future every single time. Both of these categories divide intensely and come back to essentially the same topic- Your Grade Point Average.
I’m not saying they don’t genuinely care about the grade point average but if they actually did care about it, they would have maintained it themselves instead of just getting married into a wealthy household (Insensitive and all, yeah I know. Read the name of the blog maybe?). Then, there are the programmed questions which follow regardless of your answers to them.
Middle Aged Aunty eating Ice Cream asking you questions, let’s call her Bobby : Toh beta, I forgot to aks itself- what is your percent in college haan?
Troubled Child going through a lot of stuff and is unable to comprehend anything, let’s call him Rahul Gandhi. Or Ram. That’s shorter : Aunty college mei there’s no percentile and all. I have a 7.3 GPA.
Bobby : Hawww beta how you are going to get job and all? How you are going to go to Amrika? (America)
Ram : I’m going to do BA journalism, aunty.
Bobby: Oh acha acha okay. Good good. Where do I get more ice cream?
(Walks away as she does not know what a BA is. Only MBA, MBBS and MTR are the short forms she knows)
Also, most recently the JEE coaching centers were reveling in happiness having gained the acquisition of a new face to fund their massive cheating of the public and extorting them for their money. Much like what Sonia Gandhi felt after labour. Ever since this Satya Nadella became the Microsoft CEO, the scene in India has been crazy. Even Satya Nadella must cringe in his sleep and cuss his fortune for being born Indian when he wakes up to texts from his fathers’ uncles’ sisters’ friends’ neighbors’ drivers’ aunts’ dog asking for a job via jugaad.
The main reason for this sort of behavior comes from the over competitiveness of the Indian genetic pool and how they stoop down to any level to get their education degree, even if that involves not getting educated at all (Yes I’m looking at you wanting to champesthanu me). People who mug up mathematics or C++ for an exam inadvertently gain just as much knowledge as your average Pakistani, which is clearly not a lot. It must break the hearts of all the people who prepared an exam JUST so that people wouldn’t mug up probable questions and answers to see 102 JEE coaching centers and millions of people mugging up the important questions right up to the millisecond before the exam. I have come across brilliant people who have failed math in the 7th and gone on to reject IIT only because they actually want to learn some genuine stuff and not because of how pretty the degree would look. They make the difference between a smart Indian and well, a guy from Andhra.
Blaming the people from Andhra is like blaming the goods out of a factory for being so shitty. It’s the factory’s fault the goods aren’t competent and it is the factory that is answerable. The factory in question here is the State Board system where you can get a 200/200 if you mug up the whole syllabus. As a CBSE student, a 100% was so beyond the horizon that I could actually see myself getting hitched with Scarlett Johansson and fathering 23 children while winning the Nobel Prize in Mathematics and releasing a death metal bestselling album, before that could actually happen.
I could rant about how grades aren’t supposed to matter in the long run and how you are responsible for what you become but what guarantee can I offer you? I am an average student in college. When somebody like Bill Gates tells you that you can lay off the books and still make it, the statement carries some weight because, you know, he’s freaking Bill Gates. When a fellow student tells you that, he is either delusional or intoxicated. Everyone glorifies the failures that go on to become successes and the successes that go on to become failures. Nobody likes the clichéd story starring a straight A student who gets a good job and is successful. When you look to glamorize the education industry and complain about the products being on par with the likes of Udhayanidhi Stalin or Uday Chopra, you know you’re that annoying customer who wants a pizza at a grocery store and is visibly upset when they deny you those impossible standards of service. You want to emulate success, not create it and you think following the process given below will help you:
Get a 99.999% >> Get into a college via a cool merit seat >> Maintain a 9.5 GPA and all that >> Get placed in some cool Company >> Work your ass off until 60 >> Retire saying you were a smart man and ruin the subsequent generation >> Go to kitty parties with wife >> Become the Male Bobby.
I’m nobody to preach to you. I’m just somebody who writes a blog in hope of landing my opinions and getting more followers. You could actually listen to what I say or you could turn a deaf ear here, but what you must definitely do is, tell your friends about this blog and keep reading.