As the entire electoral procedure is set to get over in a few weeks, we all reach that point wherein we prepare ourselves to complain about the government’s oppression for the next 6 years. There is going to be unanimous hate towards the ruling party irrespective of who it is. We are pretty certain that it is not going to be the UPA again. On that note, let’s rejoice to the fact that Kapil Sibal will not be throwing punches in the air by attempting to censor the internet and effectively sound like some Vijaykanth movie villain who has a stupid devious plan to colour the moon orange or something. However, one must not judge a book by its cover. The UPA is no debutant to hatching stupid devious plans.
Censorship is resonant across people in the world as they must have certainly faced a degree of it in their respective lives. If not censorship, one must have obviously felt the aftermath of saying something seemingly out of place. We have grown up following certain rules imposed on us by our parents. Our parents grew up with rules imposed on them by our grandparents and the cycle goes on. As a community, we now tolerate most of these things and pass it off as a norm as genetics passed onto us, a blind iron curtain on the freedom of expression. Different households incorporate different cultures and subsequently, anyone who takes charge of a system outside his household tends to facilitate the same rules over there as well.
Let me illustrate with an example. When I was in the 12th standard, we used to have weekly events like Shipwreck and Debate. One week it so happened that I opted to judge that week’s Shipwreck. Since our school had a surface area lesser than the hair on Sharad pawars scalp, everyone happened to know one another. So as the judge of a supposedly light hearted comic event in high school, I decided to make snarky personal remarks on the participants. I sneaked in a pun involving the name of the participants’ significant other in a rather casual way and ended up being lectured by the principal. This is how the entire scene played out
What I Actually said :“Uh. So do you/have you ever consumed alcohol? No? Good because you shouldn’t drink Rum-ya.” ( Ramya. So smart no?)
What went through most of the teachers minds : Hmm. 2:50. 25 more minutes till I can fin- RUM! HE SAID RUM. OH MY GOD CALL HIS PARENTS IMMEDIATELY NOW.
What my Parents were told : “YOUR SON PUBLICALLY ENDORSED HIS VIEWS AND OPINIONS ON ALCOHOLISM AND FACILITATED THE SUBSEQUENT DESCENT OF 38 PEOPLE INTO DRUGS..so here tell him to write this apology letter and you can leave”
Okay maybe not exactly like that. They were told that I suggested the consumption of rum to a wide audience, which was also an exaggeration.( So exaggerating and exaggeration is justified) This however, isn’t a direct example of censorship on a small level. It is an example how someone can be incriminated for basically nothing just because they aren’t in the good books of the higher authorities. Be sure that, when somebody doesn’t like what you’re saying, you’re going to be pulled up on some bullshit charge. The provision of numerous such excuses remains one of the primary contributions of religion to the modern society.
With Kapil Sibal trying to censor facebook and bottleneck the entire happenings of the Indian web network, there are questions being asked about the overall freedom of one’s speech. Of course, the answer to those questions are like Narendra Modi’s interview tactics: Either rehearsed or non-existent. There is a clear line drawn by the government on the general acceptability of a particular string of words. I could be arrested by some lunatic party for just liking a facebook comment or a status. Actually, given the said partys’ history, I would bet on me just being beaten up by someone who looks like a failed wrestler and works for a failed politician. At this juncture, I would like to bring up the case of an American writer called Wendy Doniger who published a book on the Alternative History of Hinduism. Naturally, when most Hindu support groups heard the words ‘Alternate’ and ‘Hinduism’, they went bat shit insane and burned down all the copies. Because you know, Hinduism is all about peace and harmony.
These people constitute to the unwanted by-product of the country’s gene pool in terms of their mental approach to the entire concept of the media. Never will you see a channel grill any big shot politician for answers to the questions that actually matter. Most news channels just host a more executive version of Koffee with Karan while accepting a large load of their very own Koffee Hamper. It’s not because they want to draw the curtains on the truth, it’s simply because they do not want to die. This fear among reporters and TV channel heads is the reason we have unnecessary sensationalization that eventually leads to things like
“We have just received information that exposes the entire swiss bank account details of every politician in India with an trusted authority giving us the seal of acceptance. BUT FIRST SEE THIS GIRL WHO CAN BEND HER INDEX FINGER SIDEWAYS. IS SHE AN ALIEN? INCREDIBLE INDIA!! WOW WOW WOW. MORE ON THIS STORY FROM EDUCATED MINDS LIKE KARAN THAPAR AND THAT GUY FROM COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL.”
All of you must have heard of the RTI from the few million times it was mentioned by Rahul Gandhi on Times Now. It is the Right to Information Act that had been brought in to promote freedom of press in the same way N.Srinivasan had been brought in to enhance the standards of cricket. The RTI is followed even lesser than Priyanka Vadra’s rally speeches. (If you haven’t heard of her, then my point has successfully been put across). One may exercise the RTI and take the matters to court but not many people would be interested in waiting several years just to have the government throw a bone to their cause. Consequently, the RTI implodes and ceases to defeat the cause of its conception. However, slowly, India starts fighting fire with fire and as people adopt these tactics, we hear the Gandhian generation poking us in the back with the evergreen complaint – “but it’s against our culture to rebel”
The past few years have seen a rise in the ballsy and brash nature of the general public, an epitome of which is, Arnab Goswami. We had previously been robbed of our dignity and speech and openly mocked by the politicians and now Arnab Goswami takes revenge for the masses by doing the same to Sanjay Jha, Abhijeet Mukherji and many others on a regular basis. Sarcasm and satire is rapidly taking the place of candle lights and fasts as means of making a point to the higher authorities. Took long enough for them to get a firm grip on the basic working of sarcasm but the achievement must be appreciated. As a country widely renowned for taking two steps back for every step forward, the least we can do is, take larger step forward and minimalize the backward falls.
It’s going to be a long time until we elect an actual leader considering the one we have almost elected now cannot even enter the USA (Iyer equivalent of the end of your life). In the coming years, we shall witness another wave of scams, presumably a higher number of riots and atrocities and hopefully a lesser barrier on the media censorship. Boundaries are widened by pressing them and somewhere along the numerous satirical statuses and shout outs into the void, we are going to reach a point where the thick skinned leaders actually get influenced by the same. Until then, let us just sit and wait for them to commit the crimes they always do and find ourselves getting arrested for talking about it. We will have movies that shed light upon shady events that are banned but will take no efforts whatsoever against the showcased shady events. The stupid nature of the movie censor board is why mindless movies like Dhoom 3 and Yeh Jawaani hai deewani gross 200 crores and Madras Café and Vishwaroopam end up fighting the right to screening. Way to go, India.